38 .- Love is like the moon when it grows is dwindling. 39 .- Quitting smoking is easy, I've done thousands of times. 40 .- Son japonudos these cojoneses. RAS
funny, funny phrases, catchy phrases
* An egoist is a person who thinks more about herself than me. (Ambrose Bierce)
* The only thing I regret in life is that I am not another (Woody Allen)
* Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences is one of the best. (Woody Allen)
* My wife has a great physical. (Einstein)
* El impartial problem is that they are bribed by both parties. Funny phrases
* Dying is like sleep, but without getting to pee
* The caveat is threatened by the good.
* Opinions are like assholes. Each one has its own. (Clint Eastwood)
* A mean is a person who thinks more about herself than me. (Ambrose Bierce)
* When you see a runner morning smile, think seriously about jogging. (Tish Jett)
* Surely, there are many reasons for divorce, but the main one, is and will wedding (Jerry Lewis)
* God forgive me: it is his job. (Heinrich Heine)
* The best way to get rid of the tentation is falling into it (Oscar Wilde)
* For a scholar must be terrible to lose consciousness.
* There are three types of people: those who can count and those who do not.
* A dermatologist is the only doctor who can give superficial diagnoses.
* He who laughs last thinks slower
My father is a dirty old man. (The Incredible Hulk)
* Mom, I know everything! (El Pequeño Larousse Ilustrado)
* Our mother is a wolf. (Romulus and Remus)
* I was told to play hit the white line. (Diego Maradona)
* No unemployment. (One Heart)
* I have a lump in my throat. (A hanged)
I believe in reincarnation. (AHTMLXC
* Marijuana causes amnesia y. .. other things that I remember.
* If you wish to follow the women, stand in front (Francisco de Quevedo)
* A flirtation is like a pill: no one can predict side effects. (Catherine Deneuve)
* Who speaks ill of me behind my back it covers my ass. (Winston Churchill)
* Never forget a face, but you'll make an exception. (GrouchoMarx)
* Psychiatrists are charging crazy prices.
* Fix the economic problems is easy, all you need is money.
* turtles live around 450 ... meters.
* Men are like dogs - again and again. The womenndación is that the former did not work (Nicholas Chamfort)
* Maybe this world is another planet's hell (Aldous Huxley)
* The clearest indication that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried make contact with us Calvin and Hobbes
* If love is blind, why is it so successful sexy lingerie?
* Some people spoil watches, to kill time.
* I am in a situation so delicate that if my wife goes to another, I'm with them.
* Anger Management looking for old coins over the face.
* Always remember you are unique ... Just like everyone else. * Something
I have done wrong, or would be so famous. (Robert Louis Stevenson)
* A heavy is someone who when you ask how she is, and I will answer
* Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something (Plato).
* From what I regret in life is not another person (Woody Allen)
* If God make me just a simple sign, as do a deposit in my checking account ... (Woody Allen)
* Television is more interesting than people. If it were, we would have people standing in the corners of the room, instead of a TV (Alan Coren).
* The universe is just a fleeting thought in the mind of God. Quiteand disconcerting, especially if you just pay the deposit to buy a house (Woody Allen)
* All I need to make people laugh is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl (Charles Chaplin)
* You can not have everything ... ... where would keep it? (Steven Wright)
* The mood there to remind us that no matter how high the throne on which one sits, everyone used to sit her ass.
* He has given his life around. Before I was depressed and sad. Now it is sad and depressed (Harry Kalas)
* All he has to isolate God not to send another great flood is that the former has not the slightest result.
* If the phone rings, I am.
* When my parents realized that someone had kidnapped me, took action immediately. They rented my room. (Woody Allen)
* Until I freed myself from my older brothers and I started school, I thought I called "Shut up."
* My brain is my second favorite organ (Woody Allen)
* busy people looking for serious relationship for the May 13, 2008, at 22:30.
* Today loyalty is only in the sound equipment.
* dog's best friend is another dog.
* Savings should be written without h, to save a letter.
* At six was invented in no time.
* They say that when Pisces and Aquarius s
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